10 Impossible Ways To Make You Rich Instantly

1. Selling your boyfriend's TV sets and then invest the money into get rich quick scheme.
2. Storing all of your salary in the bank and eventually was forced to borrow money from your friends to go shopping.
3. Ration your cat's food because its more expensive compare to your own food.
4. Buying a home is almost worn down with the hope to modify into luxury apartments and then sold multiplied times double.
5. Escape on your wedding day by pretending kidnapped and then write a book about it in the hope that it would explode.

6. Originally circled waste disposable nappies that are not used for cleaning the face.
7. Quietly stealing some forks and spoons during your visit to a friend or relative's house to increase your stock in the kitchen fittings.
8. Eating just pop corn, biscuit and diet soda which you get for free for your lunch all week.
9. Borrowing money from moneylenders neighbour just because he seemed friendly and smiled every time he sees you.
10. Stops family planning because its quite expensive, after all babies do not eat a lot, right!